Twice when I was a toddler and grown-ups ruled My world and everything around it, I took it upon Myself to try and be the baddest there ever was...(Among My few fellow toddlers).
Around this same time I discovered the "POWER" of profanity on two separate occasions (Which have stayed firmly in my mind)-
I tried it once with My Grandmother and instead of her knocking the hell out of my mannish acting self she took it upon herself to teach Me a lesson and wash My mouth out with soap...OK!
Since the use of a curse word went over so perfectly last time, Let's try it again in a different setting (In school)...I remember one of my earlier teachers washing My mouth out with soap so the entire class could witness my humiliation.
I knew right then and there, I couldn't wait to be an adult and have full authority of My own profanity and My own use of each curse word...
STOP! Thinking My language is so foul and My usage so Profound!...It's all just part of the package.
